Why do some people wear aluminum foil hats?

Answer:
It blocks the implant transmissions.
Also blocks people from making you do things or reading your mind.
But the jokes on them, tin foil is the only thing proven to work.

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Because they are cool remember the Pepsi can and Beer Can crocheted hats there making a comeback I knew saving mine would pay off some day

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Because they contain special microchips which teach them how to spell words like aluminium.

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So the aliens can't read our thoughts.

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To keep the crazy in :)

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so the aliens don't get in their brains, dur.

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